Here are some English jokes, Enjoy!!:
1. English might be the most widespread language in the world but there’s still no ham in hamburger, no egg in eggplant and neither pine nor apple in pineapple.
2. The thing you’re looking for is always found in the last place you look.
3. Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
4. What are two things people never eat before breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
5. Why is the number six so scared? Because seven eight nine!
6. If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
7. If we are the human race, then who is winning?
8. If vegetarians eat vegetables then what on earth do humanitarians eat?!
