14/12/2012

Puns

English Is FUN!!!..lets enjoy English, now we learn PUNS...

What is Puns??

Puns are a form of word play which take advantage of words, or similar sounding words, with multiple meanings, often to create a humorous situation or joke.

Here are some examples of puns in English:



1. Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.

2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

3. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

4. A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.

5. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err...so how do you drive this thing?”

6. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.

7. I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

8. Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!

9. Without geometry, life is pointless.

10. A chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.

11. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from far too much pi.

12. I went to a seafood disco last week....and pulled a mussel.

13. She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

14. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!